News in Britain: Stamps have gone up 14 pence

News in Canada: Moose on the loose downtown

News in America: Cannibal eats man's face

Britain: wat.

News in America: Man throws intestines at police

Britain: wat

News in America: Man eats roommate's heart and brain

News in Canada: Porn star murders lover and mails body parts to government headquarters.

Britain: Shit Canada.

America: You fucked up.